I Definitely Did It Wrong

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Fucking jet lag. It has punched a hole through my tried and true drugging strategy of the past. Maybe that’s because three years ago when I last traveled internationally, requiring me to prolong waking hours and sock myself with a hearty dose of anything on hand, I wasn’t having ridiculous hot flashes that wake me up fifteen times a night. Hot flashes are why women my age stop doing shit. I’m now convinced of it.