Wait Seriously Where Are We?

View from my window seat at JRO Kilimanjaro Airport upon landing. (Photo is property of the author)

So Interesting news- I’m still a really shitty flyer.

Anyone who has traveled with me has the early-onset arthritis in one hand from me mangling it in terror. Sometimes it is someone I know. This time it was a nice but unlucky young South African man whom I pressed into service mid-way across the Atlantic.

“Sorry,” I said as I violated all personal space and gripped his lower arm across…